OMG my pinky is longer than your dick!
It's so fuckin tiny!!!
It's pretty small!
It's on the small side of average
Oh it's just a little winky!
It's on the small side
It's itsy bitsy!!!
It can't be that small
Is that your dick???
Is that really all you got?
Is that your cock?
Is that as big as you can get???
Is that all you have in your pants
Is it two inches?
In case you forgot you have a small dick
I thought it would be bigger
You're not very big
Wish for you to have a bigger cock
Love how small it looks!
Little worm dick!
Is there something wrong with your penis?
I haven't seen a cock that small in real life
How does it feel to have a dick that small?
How big is your package?
That tiny small little penis of yours
That's one hell of a baby cock!
How are you and your micro penis doing?
Hey pindick!
Hey little guy!
Hello small penis losers